She said it's me or the blockchain. I chose both. A token for every degen husband sleeping on the couch tonight.
You tried to explain market cap. You showed her the charts. You told her "it's basically the future of money." She told you to take out the trash. This is a safe space for every husband, boyfriend, and partner who has ever been told "you spent HOW MUCH on a picture of a monkey?"
No accounts. No emails. No way for her to find out you posted here.
Because of course there's a token. At least this one understands you.
Real stories from real people who checked their portfolio at dinner.
Tell us what happened. No judgment. No names.